✦ Satirical authenticity intelligence

Receipts in.
Vibes on trial.

Submit a public persona. LARPERAI examines the claims, the artifacts, and the density of ceremonial founder language, then delivers a completely unserious verdict.

◇ No private-data search ◉ Public or submitted context only ⚖ Parody, not a factual rating

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VISIONARY

THE VIBE TRIBUNAL

Put a persona under fluorescent lighting.

Add any public links you have. The scanner is platform-agnostic and accepts social profiles, personal sites, portfolios, repositories, or other public pages.

⌕ Submit the case file

Display name or alias (optional)

Public links (one or many) Any public HTTP(S) link works. Add several profiles to make the report easier to inspect. Claimed title

Profile photo URL (optional)

Best effort. Some social platforms block preview access.

Bio, pitch, or profile text Evidence supplied

✓ Has shipped somethingA functioning product, event, paper, or artifact exists. ✓ Uses specific numbersMetrics, dates, counts, revenue, users, outcomes. ✓ Provides public receiptsDemo, repository, documentation, case study, or proof.

Do not submit phone numbers, email addresses, private accounts, minors, or sensitive personal information. Shared reports contain only the displayed score snapshot, public links, title, and photo URL, not the pasted bio or evidence.

THE SCIENCE-ISH METHOD

Three layers of extremely serious unseriousness.

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Submit public context

Add any public social or website links, claims, bio text, and the receipts you already have.

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Run the satire engine

A deterministic rules engine weighs costume language against specific, inspectable evidence.

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Share the report

Create a link to a portable score snapshot with the verdict, public links, and profile image.

TRAINING DUMMIES

Fictional internet personas.

No real reputations were bruised in the construction of these cards.

THE LOCAL JURY

Browser-saved testimony.

Reviews in this MVP stay on this device. Nothing is published or indexed.

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Built with guardrails, not a pitchfork.No contact-info lookup. No private-account scraping. No minors. No protected-class inference. No high-stakes decisions. No claim that the joke is truth.